Annoying Secretary
A polite AI that won't let your tasks die.
Overview
Annoying Secretary watches your Gmail and Google Calendar, classifies inbound items by intent (done · snooze · in-progress · dismiss), and nudges you with escalating cadence over WhatsApp, Telegram, and the web. Trilingual UI (Hebrew · English · Russian) with full RTL. Five-minute Vercel Cron polling, Claude Opus 4.7 over OneAPIKey.
Features
What it does.
Status
In Market
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